Manifesto

In the bustling office of TechCorp, there was a printer named Percy. Percy was notorious for his unpredictable behavior. One day, he would print flawlessly, and the next, he would jam, smudge, or simply refuse to work. The employees of TechCorp were driven to the brink of insanity by Percy’s antics.

Every morning, the office would echo with frustrated groans and exasperated sighs as Percy once again failed to print an important document. Meetings were delayed, deadlines were missed, and the stress levels soared. The IT department had tried everything—replacing parts, updating software, and even calling in experts—but nothing seemed to tame Percy.

One fateful day, during a particularly crucial presentation, Percy decided to throw a tantrum. The CEO, Mr. Thompson, stood in front of the board of directors, waiting for the quarterly reports to print. But Percy, in his usual fashion, jammed and spat out crumpled paper. The room fell silent as Mr. Thompson’s face turned red with frustration.

It was then that Sarah, a usually calm and composed employee, snapped. She marched over to Percy, her eyes blazing with determination. With a swift motion, she yanked the power cord out and lifted Percy off the table. The office watched in stunned silence as Sarah carried Percy to the window and, with a mighty heave, threw him out.

Percy crashed onto the pavement below, a final puff of smoke escaping from his battered frame. The office erupted in cheers and applause. Sarah turned to her colleagues, a triumphant smile on her face. “No more paper,” she declared. “From now on, we’re going digital.”

And so, TechCorp embraced the digital age. Documents were shared electronically, meetings were conducted via video calls, and the office became a paperless paradise. Productivity soared, and the employees found themselves less stressed and more efficient.

As for Percy, he became a legend—a cautionary tale of the perils of outdated technology. And TechCorp never looked back, grateful for the day they decided to break free from the tyranny of the temperamental printer.



As an activist group against printers, we believe that these devices are harmful to the environment and to society as a whole. We believe that printers contribute to waste, pollution, and the depletion of natural resources, and that they are a unnecessary and inefficient technology in the modern world.

We call for a reduction in the use of printers and for greater investment in alternative technologies that are more sustainable and more efficient. We call for a ban on the production and sale of printers, and for the creation of incentives and programs to encourage people to switch to more environmentally-friendly technologies.

We believe that a world without printers is a better world, one where we can reduce our impact on the environment and preserve our natural resources for future generations. Join us in our fight against printers and help us create a brighter, more sustainable future.

As an activist group against printers, we believe that these devices are a nuisance and a frustration to society. We believe that printers are unreliable, expensive, and difficult to use, and that they serve no useful purpose in the modern world.

We call for a reduction in the use of printers and for greater investment in technologies that are more user-friendly and more efficient. We call for a ban on the production and sale of printers, and for the creation of incentives and programs to encourage people to switch to more user-friendly technologies.

We believe that a world without printers is a better world, one where we can eliminate the frustration and annoyance that these devices cause. Join us in our fight against printers and help us create a happier, more enjoyable world.